"Every year, my wife and I devote the month of November to convincing our children their plastic dinosaur figures come to life while they sleep.
It began modestly enough. The kids woke up to discover that the dinosaurs had gotten into a box of cereal and made a mess on the kitchen table.”
Seems like everyone wants to see tits until there’s a child being fed with them.
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
Rescue Ink is a non-profit organization that exists for the advocacy and protection of all animals. Based in New York, the team is compromised of a group of bikers along with an amazing group of volunteers including local police, private investigators, and lawyers. Rescue Ink is all about zero tolerance when it comes to animal abuse – and they’re not afraid to get a little in-your-face to prove it. This group of seemingly tough guys have a soft spot for all creatures and will stop at nothing, within the bounds of the law, to save animals from dire and desperate situations; they rescue fighting dogs, confront animal abusers, work to find abandoned and neglected animals loving homes, and investigate stolen animals.
i write sins not shopping receiptsOh,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”
I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
I found a baby picture of Jared Padalecki.
So I got a cat a while ago you know how?
I feed an array of stray cats and a previously very shy young cat who always ran from people was sitting at the bottom of the steps. I call him Spock.
It was nice out so I was eating lunch on the porch and reading, and I put my plate down to turn the page. Spock runs up and steals my half-eaten grilled cheese, carries it across the yard. I’m like okay you’re a dick, Spock wow your kind of cute though okay you can have it.
But apparently Spock like cheese because he comes back a couple minutes later, hops up on my knee, and wtf you ran from me like ten minutes ago dude. So I gave him some of the other half of my sandwich and when I went inside to put my plate in the sink he came in the house with me and that’s how I got Spock.